Friday, January 05, 2007

It is hard out here

Get it or quit it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Louisville defeated Wake Forest in the “nothing rhymes with” Orange Bowl, 24-13. How do you pronounce the financial hub of Kentucky, is it Louie-vill or is it Lou-ah-vul? It is pronounced Fort Knox.

How many of you saw “The Nutcracker” this year? Speaking of the nutcracker, how many think Hillary Clinton should run for president?


Massachusetts republican governor Mitt Romney has officially declared his candidacy for president. Experts say he is the most qualified candidate to ever run named Mitt.


Mass rep Gov Mitt Romney is running for president. Mit is also the German word for with, so when he heard Mitt Romney was going to run, Arnold Schwarzenegger had a “Whose on first?” moment. “Yah, but who vill run mit Romney? Romney mit who?”


Denver was hammered with its second huge snowstorm of the year; to give you an idea how bad it is, today the Denver Nuggets got in a fight with the people from FEMA.


President Gerald Ford was honored at his funeral this week. Did you know that President Ford had a chance to play for the Detroit Lions but Ford turned them down? Yeah, Ford decided that if he wanted to play football, he would rather play for a professional team


In the Fiesta Bowl the underdog Boise State Broncos beat the Oklahoma Sooners in a wild back-and-forth overtime win. These two teams exchanged more shots back and forth than Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump.