It is hard out here

Lay down the bogizzy and play that funkizzy musicizzy ‘til you dieizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A couple of days following James Brown’s death, it has been announced that director Spike Lee has signed on to make a movie about Brown. Hasn’t Brown’s family had enough bad news this week?

Well at least they aren’t bitter
In the war of the Rosie, Rosie O’Donnell called Donald Trump a pimp; Trump replied that Rosie was a degenerate and a mental midget. It’s nice to see celebrities spreading holiday cheer and joy.


In the war of the Rosie, Rosie O’Donnell called Donald Trump a pimp; these two should focus on all that they have in common, like the fact that the only reason pretty women like them is because of their money.

Wow, Rosie is getting scarier and scarier. Now I know why Danny DeVito had to appear on the “The View” drunk.

To give you an idea how scary Rosie O’Donnell has become, in prison, she could make Martha Stewart her bitch.

This just in:
Paris Hilton is spending New Year’s in Australia. In Australia, Paris’s popularity goes down the drain the opposite way.

While Paris Hilton is visiting Australia, it is known as the land going down under.