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The most popular Britney Spears Fan website is shutting down. It just became too labor intensive to constantly have to pixelate on the pictures where Britney’s panties should have been.  
The site sort of became like Britney’s ex-husband, Kevin Federline: not worth supporting.

Friends of Britney Spears worry that Paris Hilton is trying to use Britney to boost Paris’s foundering singing career. Apparently Paris thinks that, with Britney’s pull, next time Paris could possibly produce a CD that somebody might actually want to buy.  

Since you asked:

Folks, it is that time of year when newspapers, TV shows and magazines resort to that cheap, tacky, lazy end-of-the-year best of lists. Well, we here at A.L.b.b. are no better. Here is a review of my top ten jokes of the year.

10, That one about Paris Hilton being a real skank.

9, That one about Donald Trump’s goofy comb-over.

8, That one about Kevin Federline being useless white trash.

7, Oh, that hilarious joke about Kirsty Alley and the elephant.

6, And who could forget the one about Keefer Richards boinking his head falling out of the cocoanut tree.

5, And that one. You know, that one.

4, Man, did I nail Star Jones that one time about her fake marriage with that screamer, what’s his name.

3, Hah, hah, hah, hew, this one is amazing.

2, This one kind of sucked actually.

1, I can’t remember this one.