It is hard out here

Hair of the dog in the version of a blog, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Happy New Year. Finally found out what Auld Lang Syne means. It is Scottish for “She ain’t got no panties on.”


Arizona Cardinal quarterback Matt Lienart was seen with Britney Spears, Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo hooked up with Carrie Underwood, and Chicago Bears quarterback, Rex Grossman, has been linked with Nicole Richey. Rex isn’t dating Nicole, he just plays like her.


In the Fiesta Bowl the underdog Boise State Broncos led the Oklahoma Sooners all game only to get tied at the end. Then, in overtime, Boise was down a touchdown then came back to win on a trick play. These two teams exchanged more shots back and forth than Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump.

How about that Boise State-Oklahoma game? Wow, I thought the Sooners – the worst nickname a woman could give a guy – were Laters but then they came back. After winning the game on a trick play, the guy who scores for Boise proposes to his cheerleader girlfriend on national TV. (And you thought he scored big before?)

Hollywood couldn’t have made it more unbelievable. That is why college football rocks.