Can a birthday brother get a righteous whatupizzy one time, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
Fear Factor
There is a lot of talk about the upcoming two-biggest-fears horror film “Snakes on a Plane.” Look for the even scarier sequel; “Seated Next to a Jehovah’s Witness on a Plane.”
If this works look for the upcoming, “Lawyers in an Insurance Seminar.”
Or the other two-scariest-things film “PMS Soccer Moms at a Shoe Sale.”
“Stuttering Computer help technician on your battery-dying cell phone.”
“Mel Gibson at an Open Bar Jewish Wedding Reception.”
“Rosie O’Donnell at the All-You-Can-Eat Red Lobster buffet.”
Dell Hell
Due to all the excitement about “Snakes on a Plane” Hollywood is jumping on the two-primal-fears theme. Look for the upcoming; “Proctologist on a Caffeine Jag.
Dell had to recall over four million laptops because the batteries were catching fire. You thought you had a bad virus on your laptop before? Wait until your pants are in flames.
Dell had to recall over four million laptops because the batteries were catching fire. In one second your laptop could start flaming, so they sent them back and renamed them Lance Bass.
Take two
Porn Star Mary Carey announced she is going to run again against Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor of California. It was a little embarrassing, when they asked Carey about her constituency, she said; “The penicillin cleared it right up.”
And Jolly Rogers
2,000 people showed up for the first national Mensa convention in Orlando. As everyone knows, those geniuses can’t get enough of Disney World and Hooters.
Baby bites
Paris Hilton was bitten by her pet Kinkajou, Baby Love. But don’t worry, everything is fine, they treated the Kinkajou with penicillin so it didn’t catch anything.
Last week, 3 Pakistani men were arrested after police found them with 1000 cell phones. Either they planned to use the 1,000 cell phones as bomb detonators, or they were going to enter the World’s Most Annoying People contest.
Fun facts
On this date in 1939 “The Wizard of Oz” opened. And the very next day was the first Dorothy-look-alike drag queen contest.
Happy Birthday to Madonna who looks amazing at 48. To celebrate, Madonna made a wish and then blew out her movie career.
Fear Factor
There is a lot of talk about the upcoming two-biggest-fears horror film “Snakes on a Plane.” Look for the even scarier sequel; “Seated Next to a Jehovah’s Witness on a Plane.”
If this works look for the upcoming, “Lawyers in an Insurance Seminar.”
Or the other two-scariest-things film “PMS Soccer Moms at a Shoe Sale.”
“Stuttering Computer help technician on your battery-dying cell phone.”
“Mel Gibson at an Open Bar Jewish Wedding Reception.”
“Rosie O’Donnell at the All-You-Can-Eat Red Lobster buffet.”
Dell Hell
Due to all the excitement about “Snakes on a Plane” Hollywood is jumping on the two-primal-fears theme. Look for the upcoming; “Proctologist on a Caffeine Jag.
Dell had to recall over four million laptops because the batteries were catching fire. You thought you had a bad virus on your laptop before? Wait until your pants are in flames.
Dell had to recall over four million laptops because the batteries were catching fire. In one second your laptop could start flaming, so they sent them back and renamed them Lance Bass.
Take two
Porn Star Mary Carey announced she is going to run again against Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor of California. It was a little embarrassing, when they asked Carey about her constituency, she said; “The penicillin cleared it right up.”
And Jolly Rogers
2,000 people showed up for the first national Mensa convention in Orlando. As everyone knows, those geniuses can’t get enough of Disney World and Hooters.
Baby bites
Paris Hilton was bitten by her pet Kinkajou, Baby Love. But don’t worry, everything is fine, they treated the Kinkajou with penicillin so it didn’t catch anything.
Last week, 3 Pakistani men were arrested after police found them with 1000 cell phones. Either they planned to use the 1,000 cell phones as bomb detonators, or they were going to enter the World’s Most Annoying People contest.
Fun facts
On this date in 1939 “The Wizard of Oz” opened. And the very next day was the first Dorothy-look-alike drag queen contest.
Happy Birthday to Madonna who looks amazing at 48. To celebrate, Madonna made a wish and then blew out her movie career.
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