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Somebody asked me, Lexter, Lexter Dexter, Lexheimer, Lexumborg, Lexus, what is your enduring memory of the 2004 Athens games? Gosh, there are so many. Well, there was that beach volleyball playful victory spank-on-the-butt of Misty May by Kerri Walsh. Oh, and then there was that spank-on-the-butt of Misty May by Kerri Walsh. But I would have to say my favorite Olympic moment had to be that playful spank-on-the-butt of Misty May by Kerri Walsh.

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