Monday, June 24, 2019

 Andrew "Dice" Clay and Roseanne Bar are going on the "Mr. and Mrs America" tour. 

They decided to tour after they got together and had a meeting of the mind.






Andrew "Dice" Clay and Roseanne Bar are going on the "Mr. and Mrs America" tour. 

"There is no doubt I want to see that great lineup," said 1987.





My back goes out so much, I am not sure I can call it out anymore. If it ever goes back in, I will let you know.






After watching HBO's "Chernobyl," Donald Trump said he was surprised to find out the nuclear plant explosion was caused by Barack Obama.









Rappers Cardi B, Migos, Lil Yachty and XStankZuzu performed in L.A.

Be honest, how many did not know I just made up XStankZuzu?







Julia Hawkins became the oldest woman to compete in a track meet running the 100 meters.

Yesterday, I watched an entire informercial on estate taxes because I did not want to stand up and get the remote.












In the Women's World Cup, the US faces France on Friday.

Normally this is when I would make a snotty, xenophobic joke about the French surrendering, but the bravery exhibited by the French in terrorist attacks - excuse the ironic expression - trumps that.








The Irish woman, who last year married a 300-year-old pirate ghost named Jack, announced they were breaking up.

They never had sex. Or as she put it, they never hooked-up.








Andrew "Dice" Clay and Roseanne Bar are going on the "Mr. and Mrs America" tour. America is suing for defamation.

It should be called "The Low Barr" comedy tour.









The Irish woman, who last year married a 300-year-old pirate ghost named Jack, announced they were breaking up.

Jack the pirate ghost wants to start seeing other crazy women.






Hand her an invoice listing your labor charges #WorstThingToDoAfterSex





In the Women's World Cup, the US beat Spain 2-1 in a game with negligent foul calling by the refs. In fact, the refs were so bad, the NBA might hire them.






The Irish woman, who last year married a 300-year-old pirate ghost named Jack, announced they were breaking up.

Living with a pirate ghost just got to be too harrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.