Friday, May 24, 2019

At the Bucks-Raptors game in Milwaukee, Aaron Rodgers put on a pathetic display of chugging a beer. So Rodgers had his beer vendor fired.

A Florida woman was arrested for performing a sex act on a driver while smoking crack and drinking a beer. Or, as that is known, the Florida Trifecta.

The Buffalo Bills handed out O.J. Simpson's retired number 32 to Senorise Perry. "How can they hand my number to someone with such an ugly-ass name as Senorise?" Asked Orenthal James Simpson.

British Prime Minister, Theresa May, is resigning over Brexit. Trump has been critical of May, but let's be honest, until recently, Donald Trump thought Brexit was an English laxative.