Wally is running as neither a Republican nor a Democrat.  He is running undogclared.









Went to the store because I am out of toilet paper. Came back from the store and what did I forgot to get? Toilet paper. 

Please respect my privacy during this terribly difficult time.








A group of Boston men are going to hold a Straight Pride Parade. 

"We are straight.  We don't dance great. Get used to it.










A group of Boston men are going to hold a Straight Pride Parade. 

Isn't a Straight Pride Parade what automatically happens whenever a Boston Tribute Band plays?









A group of Boston men are going to hold a Straight Pride Parade. 

Isn't a Straight Pride Parade what automatically happens when Applebee's offers two-for-one appetizers for happy hour?










A group of Boston men are going to hold a Straight Pride Parade. 

Isn't a Straight Pride Parade what happens when men in Costco eat free cocktail wieners while buying tube socks in bulk?









Tonya Harding won "Worst Cooks In America: Celebrity Edition."

Tonya won with her Pork Rinds, Macaroni and Lucky Beer Casserole.








The cashier called me "Young man." 

Please respect my privacy in this time of healing.








UCLA announced they received a $100 million dollar donation. 

Man, Lori Loughlin really wants her daughter, Olivia Jade, to get into college.











Taco Bell is opening a hotel in Palm Springs called The Bell. 

Much better name than their first idea: La Casa De La Dysentery.









Tonya Harding won "Worst Cooks In America: Celebrity Edition."

That is a shock. Tonya Harding is still considered a celebrity?







Angelina Jolie just turned 44 and already the one 4 isn't talking to the other 4. 

(See, Angelina is a crazy bitch who can't get along with anyone)







Happy 44th Birthday to Angelina Jolie. Angelina's family wanted to throw her a surprise party, but the surprise is Angelina isn't speaking to anyone.