Google's employees staged a walkout over sexual misconduct by executives. 

But they quickly returned to their offices when the Google employees learned there is no free artisan coffee, gluten-free baked goods, bean bag chairs and massages in the real world.



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In New York, Alec Baldwin was arrested for punching someone in the face over a parking spot.  

OK, Alec, maybe time to tone down the method acting on your Trump impersonation.



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Google's employees staged a walkout over sexual misconduct by executives. It also set a world record for most inhalers used in a one-block walk.





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Because Boston's Mookie Betts stole a base in the World Series, yesterday everyone got a free taco from Taco Bell.

And because of Dodger Manny Machado's play in the World Series, for limited time, Taco Bell will let everyone choke on a chalupa.







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All off Google's employees staged a walk-out in protest of their executives' sexual harassment. 

The unofficial nickname of the Google walk-out is: Dorkapalooza.


After a brief two-block march, many of the Google employees had to be treated for sunstroke and exhaustion.






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Ariana Grande is upset about Pete Davidson's "SNL" engagement joke.

Ariana Grande's last name signifies how much of a pain-in-the-ass she is.




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We had a trick-or-treater come to our house today dressed as Kellyanne Conway. When I asked her why she was two days late, she said the date was an alternative fact.



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Among other issues, Google's employees walked out over pay discrepancies. That's right. They're accusing Google of being frugal. 





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In just six hours in Cairo, Melania Trump rang up a $95,000 hotel bill. On the bright side, she was named an honorary Jacksonville Jaguar.


Since you asked:

We gave away our leftover Halloween candy. Right now, I would commit a Newark crack-whore sex-act for a Snickers bar.