Ben & Jerry's launched a Donald Trump-inspired ice cream. 

I think it's called Chunky Honkey.


With the Donald Trump ice cream, you gorge it all down in one sitting, step on the scale and shout, "Fake news." 






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For the first time ever Sunday, five major-league sports teams, 2 NBA, MLS, NFL, MLB, all played on the same day in the same city, Los Angeles.

But that is only if you count what the Dodgers did as playing.





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In London on Saturday at 3:00 AM, three Jacksonville Jaguars players were arrested for running out on a $64,170 bar tab. 

The next day, those three Jaguars players had to undergo hangover-protocol.





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L.A. Dodger Manny Machado, who went 0-5 and struck out falling down in the last game of the World Series, is a free agent.

Machado is the perfect addition for any team looking for a player to hit 385-foot singles.






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The Raiders have been fined $20,000 for violating the league’s injury reporting policy. 

Or as the Jaguars call $20,000, less than one third of Happy Hour.





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In London on Saturday at 3:00 AM, three Jacksonville Jaguars players were arrested for running out on a $64,170 bar tab. 


"Wow, that is a lot of money for a bar tab," I said of the $170 after the $64,000.


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The Starkist tuna company has been fined $100 million for price-fixing and collusion.

In addition, Starkist has to explain their creepy commercials with a tuna named Charlie who desperately wants to be hooked, gutted, canned and eaten.    


Since you asked:

Speaking of tuna. 

Donald Trump is a master of the dead tuna toss. When you do not like the way the meeting's conversation is going, you toss a tuna on the table and everyone will talk about the tuna. I.e. birthright citizenship.

But one would think, after there are 30 stinking dead tunas on the table, somebody might, sooner or later, steer the conversation to the crazy idiot who keeps throwing tunas on the table. 




Cop: "Did you not see the stop sign back there?"

Me: "Robert Mueller raped me."

Cop: "Wha, huh?"