Perky Joe singin' a tune about how he's not in Brigadoon, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


One of the 15 Saudi agents who arrived in Turkey when Jamal Khashoggi died has died in a mysterious car crash. Mysterious because it happened in his hotel room.


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While selling only 75% of tickets in a small arena, most to fans of other teams, the Chargers' move to Los Angeles has officially failed miserably.

The only way the move could be worse is if the Chargers ask Roseanne Barr to sing the National Anthem.

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The Chargers' revenue is down $250 million since they moved to Los Angeles. In popularity, the Chargers in Los Angeles rank somewhere between Rob Kardashian and head lice.


**** The Chargers move to Los Angeles has been so unpopular, to improve their image they are thinking of changing their name to the Los Angeles Chargers of Anaheim, The South Bay With parts of Torrence and West Covina Included.


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The Los Angeles Chargers are so unpopular, they may change their name to the Los Angeles Boyce Garrisons. 




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Since moving to Los Angeles, the Chargers' revenue is down $250 million. The move from San Diego by Dean Spanos is now being considered the dumbest thing a billionaire has done since Ed. Sec. Betsy DeVos forgot to tie down her ninth yacht.


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The Chargers' revenue is down $250 million. Their move to Los Angeles is now considered the worst business decision since Edsel Ford said, "Daddy, name a car after me, pretty please."


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The Chargers' move to Los Angeles ranks up there in bad decisions with Col. Custer saying, 

"How many warriors can some idiot named Sitting Bull have anyway?"