"Hey guys, uh, there's a red-thingy moving towards the green-thingy, and I think we're the green-thingy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers"
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a basset hound. In his defense, he was drunk and he thought the dog was Roseanne.
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a basset hound. When he found out the man had sex with a female basset, VP Mike Pence was ready to pardon him.
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a basset hound. He could serve three months in jail, or 21 months in having-sex-with-a-dog-years.
Bill Clinton says he does not owe Monica Lewinski an apology. For a change, Bill blew Monica off.
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a female basset. This kind of thing on his record could hound him forever.
The White House cancelled the Philadelphia Eagles visit to the White House. It was awkward, when told the Eagles weren't coming, Donald Trump said, "Big deal. They haven't had a hit since "Hotel California."
Since you asked:
The Philadelphia Eagles were down to 10 players showing at the White House, so Donald Trump cancelled lying it was due to protesting the anthem.
Trump is a big "No, I broke up with you first" kind of guy.
The White House said it is canceling the Philadelphia Eagles because they kneel during the anthem. Not one Eagle player knelt the entire season.
It's official, Donald Trump is the high school rich kid who invited the cool jocks to his party, but they shined him on.
This is the ultimate insult for Donald Trump. Trump biggest wish to be accepted as a cool kid and as one of the jocks was his desire to own an NFL team. And he tried twice with the Buffalo Bills and Dallas Cowboys.
But, like always, Trump tried to get in on the cheap and burned all of his NFL bridges.
Trump even tried to get in the back door by buying the New Jersey Generals and getting the USFL to switch from the no-competition Spring to the NFL’s Fall. That idiotic move on Trump’s part destroyed the league.
To the NFL’s credit, they constantly told the double-talking, low-balling, publicity whore Trump to go pound sand.
Trump is nothing if not predictable. He will do everything he can to get back at the Eagles and the city of Philadelphia for this embarrassing snub.
Now for equal time.
The fact that Bill Clinton has absolutely no idea his legacy will never be anything more than a punchline to a blow-job joke gives an indication of how impossibly oversized and blinding his ego is.
Some sycophant of Bill Clinton's has to nut-up and tell this blowhard - excuse the pun - that we desperately want him to go to eff away. For good.
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a basset hound. In his defense, he was drunk and he thought the dog was Roseanne.
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a basset hound. When he found out the man had sex with a female basset, VP Mike Pence was ready to pardon him.
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a basset hound. He could serve three months in jail, or 21 months in having-sex-with-a-dog-years.
Bill Clinton says he does not owe Monica Lewinski an apology. For a change, Bill blew Monica off.
A Michigan State physicist was arrested for having sex with a female basset. This kind of thing on his record could hound him forever.
The White House cancelled the Philadelphia Eagles visit to the White House. It was awkward, when told the Eagles weren't coming, Donald Trump said, "Big deal. They haven't had a hit since "Hotel California."
Since you asked:
The Philadelphia Eagles were down to 10 players showing at the White House, so Donald Trump cancelled lying it was due to protesting the anthem.
Trump is a big "No, I broke up with you first" kind of guy.
The White House said it is canceling the Philadelphia Eagles because they kneel during the anthem. Not one Eagle player knelt the entire season.
It's official, Donald Trump is the high school rich kid who invited the cool jocks to his party, but they shined him on.
This is the ultimate insult for Donald Trump. Trump biggest wish to be accepted as a cool kid and as one of the jocks was his desire to own an NFL team. And he tried twice with the Buffalo Bills and Dallas Cowboys.
But, like always, Trump tried to get in on the cheap and burned all of his NFL bridges.
Trump even tried to get in the back door by buying the New Jersey Generals and getting the USFL to switch from the no-competition Spring to the NFL’s Fall. That idiotic move on Trump’s part destroyed the league.
To the NFL’s credit, they constantly told the double-talking, low-balling, publicity whore Trump to go pound sand.
Trump is nothing if not predictable. He will do everything he can to get back at the Eagles and the city of Philadelphia for this embarrassing snub.
Now for equal time.
The fact that Bill Clinton has absolutely no idea his legacy will never be anything more than a punchline to a blow-job joke gives an indication of how impossibly oversized and blinding his ego is.
Some sycophant of Bill Clinton's has to nut-up and tell this blowhard - excuse the pun - that we desperately want him to go to eff away. For good.
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11:14 AM
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