Sniffy Day does not apply to other dogs or robbin’ on a bank in the state of Indiana, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers




A Kansas man was arrested for having sex with the tailpipe of a car. As a result, his Uber passenger only gave him two stars.


A 20-year-old Colorado man has been bitten by a rattlesnake, a bear and a shark. "I'm going to get that little bastard if it's the last thing I do," said Mother Nature.



Melania Trump just pleaded for more compassion and kindness on social media. That's like Kim Kardashian demanding more empathy for slavery.


A Missouri woman arrested for drugs was found to have a pistol in her vagina. This is another case where we can all be glad it was not an AR 15.


Kanye West said slavery was a choice. "What a stupid career move," said the New Jersey school superintendent arrested for pooping on a high school track.



The Chicago Cubs lost to the St. Louis Cardinals in the 14th inning. The Cubs could not have come up with a more painful way to lose without changing their name to the Marlins.



A man in India was mauled to death when he tried to take a selfie with a bear. The bear then became nauseous from eating too much idiot.