Cutest character on TV. Heather from "A.P. Bio." She is like a puppy with glasses. (Allisyn Ashley Arm) 



Lo Siento seems to be the hardest palabra, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers 




A Kansas man was arrested after trying to have sex with the tail pipe of a car. The Catholic church is calling this a sin of emission.


Nobody was hurt, but Hawaii's Kilauea volcano erupted. After it erupted, the volcano went on to threaten to write jokes about Michelle Wolf by Wednesday.


A Kansas man was arrested for trying to have sex with the tailpipe of a car. "Hold my beer," said a Florida man eyeing a Rascal Scooter.


To everyone celebrating "Star Wars" day on May the 4th be with you, have a great day and may the force be with ending your virginity.


A New Jersey school superintendent was arrested for pooping on a high school track. The man said, in retrospect, it was not a good idea to seek career advice from TJ Miller.