In South Africa, lions killed a poacher eating everything but his head.  This is known as a reverse Monica Lewinski.   



In South Africa, lions killed a poacher eating everything but his head. The lions are going to mount the head as soon as they finish building their fireplace.




There is an axe-throwing bar in Boston. Guys, whatever you do, do not go there on Free Circumcision Night.  





A lawsuit claims Harvey Weinstein’s made his assistants inject him with erectile dysfunction drugs. If he is not careful, this whole thing could get embarrassing for Harvey.




At the Olympics, US’s Chris Mazdzer won the silver medal for the Luge. That was the greatest performance by an American on their back since Hope Hicks got her job at the White House.




Producer, Quincy Jones claims Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor had an affair. And that is this week’s story in, “Everything I Thought About Hollywood Was a Lie.”




There is an axe-throwing bar in Boston. Drinking and axe-throwing. What could go wrong. Sounds like as good a combination as diarrhea and sneezing.




The Spice Girls are not having a reunion. They did not want the audience to see Baby Spice having hot-flashes on stage.





A lawsuit claims Harvey Weinstein made his assistants inject him with erectile dysfunction drugs. In other words, Weinstein had all of these sexual assaults while he was impotent. How did this guy have time to make a single movie?


Since you asked:

My visceral hatred of Donald Trump is not political. If you took the two most egotistical, stupid, sadistic, fat, ugly, lying assholes I've known, both with bad combovers, Aldo Pagano and Bob Felderman, and mushed them together in one lumpy, orange, smug douchebag, it would be Donald Trump.