Bitterness is a sorry, sorry hang, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Ingvar Kamprad, the 91-year-old founder of Ikea has died. No date for the funeral. The arrangements are a lot harder to put together than anyone thought.

(Did not go with "Trouble assembling a coffin" as it is proof the rare duplicate jokes have to be painfully obvious to occur) 

Nicole Eggert has accused Scott Baio of molesting her when she was 14 during “Charles in Charge.” “Oh, this could hurt Baio’s career,” said the year 1990. 

Since you asked:

While I have not traveled abroad much, there are certain places in the US I’ve been that I call kissed by god. 

The Angels of the Waters Bethesda fountain in Central Park.

The cliffs North of the Santa Barbara Harbor.

Wrigley Field

San Francisco and nearby Muir Woods.

Big Sur, CA.

Most of the Hawaiian Islands.

Mammoth, CA.

Telluride. CO. 

Mackinac Island, Michigan.

Cherokee Park, Louisville, KY.

And I would include Torrey Pines, site of the Farmer’s Open. And for me, it extends out into the ocean in front for stand up paddle boarding. 

The difference between a rare duplicate joke and a stolen joke is the difference between someone getting shot playing with their gun versus getting shot from 50 yards away. One is clearly an accident, the other is clearly not.