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It is the one-year anniversary of when Cornell scientists invented a robot hand that is warm, soft and sensitive. The scientists names are Lonely McLonelyface and Hugh B. Dateless.

The warm, sensitive and soft robot hand is now one-year-old. Too young even for Roy Moore.


Dear Saturday Night Live:

Bring back Beck Bennett's baby-body man, only as Donald Trump. Have Baby Donald throw a tantrum when they give him updates about Roy Moore's election and the Mueller investigation and finally give him his iPhone like a pacifier. 


Do I have to think of everything?