In case you were having a bad day, here is a picture of a bunny with two pancakes on its head. He puts the hop in I-Hop. 


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“What’s the big deal about the eclipse?” I get to see a blackout during the day every day,” said Tiger Woods.

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The wife of the Treas. Sec, Steve Mnuchin, Louise Linton, insulted a Portland mother of three, on Instagram, for having less money than she does. On the bright side, Linton has been named Sec. of PMS.



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A man in Texas was arrested for having sex with a chainlink fence. At least he did not have sex with a picket fence, that would have been weird.

And he was charged with trespassing. And then not trespassing. And then trespassing. And then not trespassing.