Thursday, August 17, 2017

A study claims 87% have groomed some or all of their pubic hair. The study was called, “The Carpet Is Being Replaced By A Hardwood Floor.” 

Donald Trump used a press conference about a Neo-Nazi march that resulted in the death of a woman to promote his winery in Charlottesville. “Oh, he’s good,” said Bernie Madoff.

Good news. North Korea has backed-off on its threat to bomb Guam. Apparently, Kim Jong Un was too stunned by Donald Trump’s statements on Charlottesville. 

Lost in the Charlottesville March is the White House appointed Hope Hicks as the communications director. Some say it is the last Hope Trump has.