Saturday, August 12, 2017


A man in Texas was shocked when the prostitute he booked turned out to be his wife. He was even more shocked when she tried to charge him double.


Dallas Cowboy running back, Ezekiel Elliott, has been suspended six games for domestic violence. And if he makes another mistake during his suspension, he would be out of football. That’s right, he would become a Cleveland Brown.



Dallas Cowboy running back, Ezekiel Elliott, has been suspended six games for domestic violence. Because, as everyone knows, when you want to keep a young rich guy out of trouble, give him six weeks with nothing to do. 




A Dallas Chipotle closed after diners used their iPhones to film mice falling from the ceiling. Isn’t that hard to believe? Diners at Chipotle can afford iPhones? 



Dallas Cowboy running back, Ezekiel Elliott, has been suspended six games for domestic violence. For six weeks, Elliott can only make his “Feed Me” gesture while at McDonalds.



A Dallas Chipotle closed after diners filmed mice falling from the ceiling. The mice were scared off of the ceiling by the cockroaches.   



Dallas Cowboy running back, Ezekiel Elliott, has been suspended for six games for domestic violence.



In Charlotte, violence broke out when protesters attacked a white supremacy march. I’m not sure how supreme the white supremacists were. None of them spelled supremacists right on their signs. 



After just one year in the league, Dallas Cowboy, Ezekiel Elliott, has been in two car accidents, one bar fight and has been suspended for six games for domestic violence. If Elliott is not careful, he could become an Oakland Raider. 




A Dallas Chipotle closed after diners filmed mice falling from the ceiling. The mice were climbing to get out of there to go to the Taco Bell next door.