USC unveiled a statue with a Shakespeare quote, but they misspelled Shakespeare. Asked to comment, USC said, “Who cares? As long as we have a good football seeson.”

Treas. Sec., Steve Mnuchin’s wife, Louise Linton, insulted a mother of three for not being rich. To be fair, Linton is mnenstruating.

It is only fair to squelch the rumors: Louise Linton and Felicia Gingrich are not, repeat, not spawn of White Walkers.