Sunday, April 23, 2017

Here we see Tomi lovingly describing her warm butt pillow. That or she is showing the technique she used to get on television

This is a what to the what to the what to the oh hell no, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Kim and Khloe Kardashian are furious at Caitlyn Jenner for being publicity hungry. That’s like a hyaena being mad at a jackal for bad table manners. 

A “Vanity Fair” article claims Melania Trump is frosty with Ivanka. Not exactly a shock since Melania looks like she could smuggle ice cream sandwiches in her panties. 

Since you asked:

Conservative firebrand, Tomi Lahren, was fired from “The Blaze” because she was a diva nightmare. “Oh, I can’t believe that sweet girl could be difficult,” said nobody who has ever heard her.

Again, conservative firebrand, Tomi Lahren, was fired from “The Blaze” because she was a nightmare diva. Not for politics. 

Some called her a pit bull in poodle’s clothing. Others called her a raptor in a blonde pit bull’s clothing. She insulted makeup artists and demanded producers warm her butt pillow in the microwave for her.

In fact, if Tomi was anymore like Bill O’Reilly, she would have to sexually harass herself. 

Tomi Lahren is the most almosts of anyone on TV. She is almost hot. She is almost informed. She is almost smart. She is almost angry. She is almost entertaining. She is almost not a midget. 

Unfortunately, all those almosts only add up to a great big not quite.  You think one would be hard-pressed to come up with a more annoying symbol of talentless white privilege than Kendall Jenner or the Kardashians, but Tomi Lahren would be up there. 

Tomi once described "Black Lives Matter" unfavorably to the KKK. 

This country has got to be able to do way better for conservative commentators than Bill “#@&! it. We’ll do it live” O’Reilly and Tomi “Warm my butt pillow” Lahren. 

What happened to the high quality of conservative commentators like George Will? The late William F. Buckley? 

Why do I despise Ted Nugent so much? Could not give a fig about his politics. Forget the facts that he loves slaughtering helpless animals and has openly abused band members physically, mentally and financially. 

Ted Nugent has been repeatedly accused of having sex with prepubescent girls. He even wrote a song about raping a 13-year-old girl called “Jailbait.” He adopted a 17-year-old girl so he could legally have sex with her without her parent’s permission. 

This ass-basket Nugent is Roman Polanski with a guitar. Nugent is righteous trash. 

That and the biggest douchebag in our high school was a huge Ted Nugent fan. 

Now to bash democrats. 

One thing that seems to be forgotten in the Hillary in-fighting mess that is described in “Shattered: Inside Hillary’s Doomed Campaign” is the reason why Hillary insisted on having a private email. The only reason somebody installs a private email - despite repeated warnings not to - is so they can lie, cheat and steal without being accountable. 

It is not clear, however, if what Hillary did by maintaining a private email was illegal at the time. It is clear it was sleazy. It would have gotten everyone else in the world fired. 

Donald Trump is a world-class leaking ass-gasket and a national embarrassment. But maybe through his laziness, vanity and string of blind luck - and a lot of help -  he will be able to Mister Magoo his way around. 

Never in my life - especially as a former democrat - would I ever imagine that democrats and republicans would combine to make me so damn proud to be undeclared.

Hillary and Bill Clinton and Donald Trump have all been living under the theory it is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask for permission. It caught up to Hillary with a vengeance. One has to think it will catch up to Trump.