Kris Jenner is furious at Caitlyn Jenner for her tell-all book. Have you seen Kris’s face? There is resting bitch face. Kris has resting pissed face. 

“Fox News” is paying Bill O’Reilly $25 mil. to leave for sexual harassment. To which many male “Fox News” workers said, “Hey ladies, show us your boobs.” 

In Kansas City, there was another altercation between a passenger and an airline employee, this time an American Airlines pilot. The way things are going, “Con Air” had better passenger-airline relationships.

The Chargers’ schedule is out: Betray San Diego by slinking to Los Angeles and playing a game nobody cares about. Repeat 15 times. 

In Kansas City, there was another altercation between a passenger and an airline employee, this time an American Airlines pilot. The way things are going, there were Roman slave rowing ships with whips and a drum that had better passenger-crew relationships. 

Today is 4/21. This is the day pot smokers commemorate yesterday’s 4/20 by smoking pot again. 

Critics say Starbucks’ Unicorn Frappuccino has too much sugar and fat. “And it’s not made out of real Unicorns,” said a disappointed Eric Trump.