Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Amazing '83 picture from my Santa Barbara decathlon buddy, Michael "Spider" Brown. (Spider is third from right) Our beloved UCSB coach, Sam Adams, is fourth from left. The greatest heptathlete in history prior to Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Jane Frederick, is third from left. Russ Hodge and Rick Sloan are the two on the right, respectively, two of the most underrated decathletes in a sport known for underrated great athletes. (Hodge set the world record in '67, Sloan, a great pole vaulter,  made the '68 Olympic team) Fred Dixon (fourth from right) was an Olympian in '76 along with the guy sixth from left who used to be named Bruce something. The gentleman in the red sweats in the middle is Harry Marra who coached Spider in college and recently coached the greatest decathlete of all time, Ashton Eaton. 

(That is Fred Dixon taking the wee-wee on Caitlyn with the devil fingers) 

A naked man was found stuck in the ceiling of a Napa Togo’s sandwich shop. They have not found a naked man stuck in a sandwich shop since Subway fired Jared.

A Brazilian soccer club signed a goalkeeper who went to prison for hiring someone to murder his pregnant girlfriend and then he fed her body to his dogs. On the bright side, the dogs were not involved in dog fighting. 

"Sounds fair to me," said OJ Simpson. 

In response to critics, the soccer club said, "Did we mention he is a really good goalie? 

White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave an update on the storm. Incidentally, Sean Spicer is the only thing that is whiter than this storm.

Nobody has named storm with a nickname like Snowpocalypse or Snowmageddon. Since this storm is a giant fiasco like best picture at the Oscars, I vote for Snow-PricewaterhouseCooper. 

The East is having a huge snowstorm. This storm is so white it thought “La La Land” should have won best picture over “Moonlight.” 

Now, I don't want to say the bio of David Letterman, “Last Giant of Late Night,” paints a bleak off-camera picture of Dave, but after being around Dave, Vladimir Putin tried to have himself poisoned.