Today the New York Knicks upset the San Antonio Spurs, 94-90. It was even more of an upset than Charles Oakley was upset when he was ejected. 

In CA, 188,000 people have been ordered to be evacuated from under the Oroville dam. To get that many people to leave at one time they may have to get Paris Hilton to sing. 

At the Grammys, CeeLo Green showed up covered head-to-toe in gold. There was an awkward moment when Donald Trump’s people tried to buy CeeLo as a lawn ornament.