Donald Trump complained the hand towels on Air Force One were too rough. My word, if Trump was any more of a pussy, he would have to grab himself.



When President Trump’s travel ban was turned down by the appeals court, Trump tweeted, “See you in court,” to the court. Trump told the court he’d see it in court. Trump then said, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll see the bathroom in the bathroom.”



George Clooney and his wife, Amal, are expecting twins. The Oxford educated Amal speaks three languages, has advised the UN and worked to defend women’s rights to end sexual violence in wars. And now she is pregnant with twins. So, once again, outstanding job, George Clooney.