Saturday, February 11, 2017

Mephley day pugh, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

In a “TMZ” Donald Trump “Like Him, Hate Him” poll, 68% Hated him. Or as Betsy DeVos calls 68%: Half. 

After Donald Trump trashed Nordstrom on Twitter for dropping Ivanka’s clothing line, Nordstrom’s stock shot up. Upon hearing this, Trump tweeted, “My hotels are crappy. Sad.”

A 7th grade teacher in San Diego is under investigation after students claim he accidentally showed them porn in the classroom. When they said Betsy DeVos would screw up our schools, I didn't think they meant actually showing screwing. 

Bob Costas is bowing out of hosting the Olympics on NBC. He wants to spend more time with his pink eye.

• Janice Hough of 

“Only person really happy about the Chargers move is Washington’s Dan Snyder. Because Dean Spanos has just replaced him as most hated owner in NFL.”