Friday, January 20, 2017

Understated Mexican Dramas, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The NFL is furious at Dean Spanos for moving the Chargers to Los Angeles and they want him to move back. That would be like someone trying to get their job back after they angrily quit mistakenly thinking they won the lottery. 

“When I called you all skank nozzles? It was a joke.”   

To give you an idea how badly Dean Spanos is handling the Chargers' move to Los Angeles, the team just announced their official soft drink: New Coke.

Conservative pundit, George Will, said Donald Trump gave the worst Inaugural address in history. To which Trump said, “One speech and I’ve made history. Awesome.” 

That means Trump's speech was worse than Franklin Pierce’s infamous drunken “Suck it, bitches,” speech.

That also means Trump did worse than William Henry Harrison and he caught pneumonia and died.