Thursday, January 19, 2017

The movie “The Founder,” depicts McDonalds mogul, Ray Kroc, as a lying, cheating, ruthlessly thieving cutthroat. Donald Trump calls it the feel-good movie of the year.

At an introduction-to-LA town hall meeting, Chargers owner, Dean Spanos, was ruthlessly booed by the crowd. And those were all the Disney characters. 

The Hall of Presidents at Disney World is about to unveil it animatronic Donald Trump. They just have to get his hands from “It’s a Small World.” 

Donald Trump vows to eliminate ISIS. And if anyone can get rid of something it is the guy who destroyed seven businesses that sold meat, vodka and gambling to Americans. 

Since you asked:

The closest thing Donald Trump ever had to being president was when he was the owner of the New Jersey Generals of the USFL. Through Trump’s ego, over-spending and bad moves, he did not just bring down his team, he brought down the entire league. 100% of the other rich owners did not dislike Trump, they despised him. 

Check it out on ESPN’s "30 For 30" series. “Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL?” (Spoiler alert: it was Trump) 

While that USFL  stint was disconcerting, the fact is, using less money and saying stupid things, Trump still outfought Hillary. (Although I have my suspicions it was Barzini all along) You can only call Mr. Magoo lucky for so long until you give him credit.

A big part of me wants to believe there are special forces at work here and everything will be fine.

The other part of me thinks we're screwed. 

A lot of it all boils down to how you feel about Crystal hot sauce on avocado slices. (Don't ask) 

Generally speaking, women who refer to themselves in the third person as "Momma" are what we lovingly call gamers. As in,

"Momma needs herself a cocktail."

Did you know that Dean Spanos's name spells Penis Hand? Not really, but it is sort of close. 

No, it actually spells Panda Noses. Not sure what that means besides Spanos is an utter douche bag.

Ay-Ay-Ron Rodgers is the best QB in the NFL. Sorry, New England.