Happy 95th Birthday to Betty White. Or as Larry King calls Betty: a trophy wife.

Pittsburgh Steeler coach, Mike Tomlin, was caught on a live video by Antonio Brown calling the New England Patriots A-holes. Remember Deflate Gate? This scandal is Denigrate Gate. 

Experts are highly critical of Chargers owner, Dean Spanos’s move to Los Angeles. Anyone who doesn’t think a billionaire team owner can be a complete idiot, I have two words: Donald Sterling.

Taking a sleazy marketing ploy from the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, the Chargers could be the Ex- San Diego, Southern California Los Angeles Chargers of Carson and or Gardena. 


In Australia, a shark gave birth without a male. Asexual shark reproduction. This could be a boon for our legal and political fields. 



New Denver Bronco coach, Vance Joseph, had to leave the University of Colorado after being accused of rubbing his erect penis on a woman. “What’s wrong with that?” Asked Penn State.