Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Even a blind-ass squirrel find a nut every now and again, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Donald Trump announced he will nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the next week. So keep your fingers crossed, Chief Justice Dennis Rodman. 

Body language expert, Patti Wood, said, at the inauguration, Donald Trump treated Melania as an object. To which Trump said, “Yeah, but a hot object.”  

A man in Mexico has an 18-inch penis.  Today, Sean Spicer accused him of counting those inches illegally. 

Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol Palin lashed out against the feminist marches. The abstinence spokesperson, Bristol, then had to interrupt her message to get pregnant with her fourth child from her third father. 

A man in Mexico has an 18-inch penis.  But he can only use 12-inches as a rule. 

(old joke)