After Charles Manson fell ill, it is reported he has incurred over 100 rules violations since 1971. Sometimes the bad ones are the last one you’d suspect. 


After her 48-second MMA win, Amanda Nunes said Ronda Rousey was overrated. As a result, Donald Trump has named Nunes to his cabinet as Secretary of Good Winners.


Navy dolphins are being trained to locate a species of endangered porpoises. The endangered porpoises are called the Flip Phone porpoise.


Today is National Pasta Day. Surprisingly many people are against this. They’re anti-pasta.