Wednesday, January 04, 2017

After Charles Manson fell ill, it is reported he has incurred over 100 rules violations since 1971. Sometimes the bad ones are the last one you’d suspect. 

After her 48-second MMA win, Amanda Nunes said Ronda Rousey was overrated. As a result, Donald Trump has named Nunes to his cabinet as Secretary of Good Winners.

Navy dolphins are being trained to locate a species of endangered porpoises. The endangered porpoises are called the Flip Phone porpoise.

Today is National Pasta Day. Surprisingly many people are against this. They’re anti-pasta.