There was no Thursday night NFL game, but somehow the San Diego Chargers still managed to lose their lead in the Fourth Quarter.
Kim Kardashian has forgiven Paris Hilton for saying Kim’s butt looks like cottage cheese in a trash bag. That is not fair, it looks more like 60 pounds of chewed bubblegum in a 50-pound Hefty trash can liner.
A Delta flight from Minneapolis to Los Angeles had to return to the airport to unload an unruly couple. The couple was so rude and disliked they had to be put on a Spirit Airlines flight where they fit in perfectly.
Nevada had a series of earthquakes. The good news is, at the Chicken Ranch Brothel, the quake shook the Hookers for Hillary out of their depression.
A Delta flight from Minneapolis to Los Angeles had to return to the airport to unload an unruly couple. You know they were bad when they were considered too rude for Los Angeles where firing a gun is a considered a viable lane change indicator.