Happy Birthday to Caitlyn Jenner who is 67. Or two-years-old, depending on how you’re counting.
Lady Gaga said she does not mind if fans grab her butt when she crowd surfs. She does draw the line at anyone pulling a “Trump.”
The 2-5 Jacksonville Jaguars lost 36-22 to the 4-4 Tennessee Titans in a game that was not remotely as close as the score indicated. 24-3 at halftime, Deion Sanders, who used to play entire games on defense without tackling anyone, admonished the Jaguars for their lack of effort. That is like having Chris Christie criticizing your nutritional habits.
A drunk-driving Texas A&M student was arrested after she crashed into the back of a parked police car while taking a nude selfie. Remember folks, she is in college and she can vote.
Paris Hilton has made four times more money from her inheritance than Donald Trump has from his. And Paris has huge hands.
Starbucks is going to open 1,000 higher end coffee shops called Reserve. This is for those people who feel that a regular Starbucks just is not douche-y enough.
Brooklyn Nets, Jeremy Lin, is donating $1 mil. to Harvard - his alma mater - to restore their decrepit gym. Harvard’s Endowment fund is over $32 billion. Donating money to Harvard is like sending Google a set of encyclopedia.
Newt Gingrich accused “Fox News” Megyn Kelly with being fascinated with sex over public policy. There is actually a scientific name for someone who is more fascinated with sex than public policy. They’re called humans.
In South Carolina, a woman was accused of defrauding her sorority of $235,000 and was sentenced to six months in prison. Can you imagine a cute little sorority girl having to go to a scary women’s prison? I’m sorry. Got lost there. What were we talking about?
A drunk-driving Texas A&M student was arrested after she crashed into the back of a parked police car while taking a nude selfie. The good news is she is fine and is now an honorary Kardashian.
It is the one year anniversary of the death of the father of Botox, Dr. Arnie Klein, who was 70. And to be candid, Arnie still looks fantastic.
A drunk-driving Texas A&M student was arrested after she crashed into the back of a parked police car while taking a nude selfie. The good news is she is fine and back at her sorority, Eta Lotta Guys.