A 100-year-old tortoise named Diego fathered over 800 offspring. In honor of Diego being an ancient tortoise who has had many wives, he has also won the Best Larry King Impression.

60-year-old Mel Gibson is having his 9th baby with his 26-year-old girlfriend. Not sure the sex or name of the baby, but given Mel’s right-wing rants, I think we can rule out Hillary or Bernie. 





The Duggars of “19 Kids and Counting” have adopted their 20th child. That is because Michelle Dugger’s vagina has been declared a hazardous abandoned cavern by the US Forest Service.