Monday, September 12, 2016

Poor Tom Brady's suspension

On Sunday, the ESPN Fantasy Football site went down on the Fantasy Football players. It is the only time the words, “Went down on the Fantasy Football players” have appeared together. 

The Italian Supreme Court ruled that a man masturbating in public was not a crime. The Italians even have a name for it: Spankarino Al Fresco. 

During the Bronco-Panther game, Cam Newton was flossing on the bench. That didn’t bother me as much as when he undid his pants and started manscaping. 

"And I thought shaving referred to points."                                                                                                                    
                                                           - Jerry Perishio