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Donald Trump finally admits President Barack Obama was not born in Kenya. But he hasn’t ruled out Tanzania. 

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Happy National Guacamole Day. Hurry up and celebrate National Guacamole Day before the avocados turn, oops, nope, sorry, they’re brown. 

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People keep talking about the bromance between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, but we don’t have a celebrity nickname. I’m pushing for Purump. (Poo-rump) 

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The Duggars of “19 Kids and Counting” adopted a 20th child. They had to adopt. Apparently Michelle Duggar’s vagina was declared an unsafe work place. 

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Ivanka Trump walked out of an interview with “Cosmopolitan.” You can’t blame Ivanka, Cosmo hit her with that hard-hitting question: “Who are you wearing?” 

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A study reveals dolphins carry on conversations with sentences up to five words in length. Dolphin’s most often used five-word sentence is, “Man, people are so stupid.” 

 Not surprisingly, a lot of those sentences are blow-hole jokes. 

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The CDC has warned that kissing chickens is bad for your health. Something tells me if you have to be warned about kissing chickens, your health is probably pretty far down on your priories.