A California skateboarder set the world record going 89.41 MPH. He also set a world record for longest and loudest screaming of the F-word. 

Tim Tebow signed with the New York Mets. The Mets are excited. They’ve never had a player throw an interception before.

Tim Tebow signed with the New York Mets. Tim is going to love the New York Mets fans, they yell “Jesus Christ” a lot.

“GQ” magazine declares Jefferson Starship’s “We Built This City” as the worst song ever. Apparently they weren’t familiar with Bruce Willis’s singing career. 

On “Thursday Night Football” the Broncos defeated the Panthers 21-20. I don’t want to say the refs let the game get out of hand, but the Broncos treated Cam Newton like Quinceañeras treat a Trump piñata on Cinco De Mayo.


Since you asked:

Both candidate’s egos are so outsized they consider themselves above the truth. And why wouldn’t they? Lying has gotten them where they are today.