Here is Ryan Lochte as he continues on his journey of not being a member of Mensa.

It turns out Ryan Lochte’s wild story of being robbed at gunpoint in Rio by fake cops is not holding up. Especially now that Lochte's credit card has charges from "Rio’s House of Fun Chicas. "


In Rio, Japanese pole vaulter, Hiroki Ogita, knocked off the cross bar with his penis. To review, the sport with the largest phallic symbol, a 16 foot pole held by a guy using that pole to jump over another pole, the cross bar, knocked off that pole with his penis. You can actually hear Sigmund Freud dancing in his grave.