I busted the jute-ah-box, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers




NBA star, Draymond Green, apologized for posting a penis pic on Snapchat. This brings the official total  of times it has been a good idea to post a penis-pic on social media to: Zero. 

A skydiver set a record by jumping 25,000 feet without a parachute into a net. He first got the idea of jumping out of a plane without a parachute when he flew Spirit Airlines.

Kim Kardashian said she would like more privacy. This from a woman whose gynecologist is on retainer with “The National Enquirer.” 

Donald Trump said Vladimir Putin would never attack the Ukraine. Putin attacked Crimea two years ago. But of course Trump never thought Melania would have her Netherlands invaded by “The New York Post” either. 

“The New York Post” has a girl-on-girl picture featuring Melania Trump. Trump told Melania that was not what he meant when he said we should run for president and lick Bush. 

Two years ago, Jon Bon Jovi and Donald Trump were interested in buying the Buffalo Bills. Bon Jovi and Trump even collaborated on a song about it. “Living on a Prayer With Bad Hair.” 

A skydiver set a record by jumping 25,000 feet without a parachute into a net. He first got the idea of jumping out of a plane without a parachute when he saw Jeb Bush’s campaign.