Saturday, July 30, 2016

ESPN reports there will be 450,000 condoms handed out to the 10,000 Olympic athletes at Rio. The Olympic motto has just been changed from “Faster, Higher, Stronger,” to “Want Some, Get Some, Got Some.” 

A body washed up near the Olympic open water swimming venue in Rio. The good news is the body did float fast enough to qualify for the Brazil Olympic swim team.