Texas A&M suspended two football coaches for making inappropriate sexist jokes. In addition, comedian Dice Clay is no longer welcome anywhere in college station. 

On the bright side, we now know how many Aggies it takes to screw in a lightbulb.

The Olympic athletes will not be able to get Pokemon Go in the Rio Olympic Village. This is bad news for three fencers, two badminton players and one race walker. 

The Olympic athletes will not be able to get Pokemon Go in the Rio Olympic Village. “Gosh, how will we entertain ourselves with 10,000 of the hottest and fittest athletes in the world partying in one place?” Asked nobody.

The video has gone viral of the woman in China dragged off by a tiger after she got out of her car in a drive-though tiger sanctuary. They are calling the attack tragic, the tiger is calling the attack home delivery.