Friday, August 26, 2016

After all the panic in the press, guess how many cases of Zika virus there were at the Rio Olympics? Zero.   You had a much better chance of catching a bad case of the the morons from Ryan Lochte. 

Ryan Lochte has been picked to be on “Dancing With The Stars.” Or as Ryan put it, some ISIS spies captured him, but then he, along with six Navy Seals, managed to escape so he could sign with “Dancing With the Stars.” 

US Astronaut, Jeff Williams, just set the record for most days in space with 521. Do not confuse this with Ryan Lochte’s record of most days with space between his ears: 11,680.