The CDC reports US obesity is at an all time high. What a shocking report just four days after National Donut Day. 

The CDC reports US obesity is at an all time high. When he heard this, Chris Christie was so shocked he dropped his ham leg. 

Burger King has merged their Whopper with a burrito calling it the Whopperrito.  Much better name than the working title: the Spiraling Depression Food Tube.  

The CDC reports US obesity is at an all time high. People were so shocked by this they dropped their new Burger King Whopperritos.

With the passing of Muhammad Ali, people are reminiscing about his fights. The Thrilla in Manilla. The Fight of the Century, the Rumble in the Jungle, and less popular London fight, the So-So in Soho. 

In Florida, police discovered an alligator holding a human body in its mouth. The body was missing an arm and a leg. So authorities are assuming that was one expensive alligator ride.