How to piss off your liberal and conservative friends in two jokes:

Hillary Clinton took flak for giving a speech on economic inequality while wearing a $12,000 Armani jacket. Look for Hillary’s next speech on global warming from her private jet.

Donald Trump denies his comments about the judge were racist. When told saying someone is not capable of doing their job due to their heritage is racist, Trump said, “Oh, well, OK. Than it was racist.”