In the latest “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” promo, Kylie Jenner actually whines about not being able to go out unnoticed. That’s like ISIS complaining about bad publicity. 

Iowa man was arrested for masturbating for three hours on a bus. Claims he was using sign-language to tell the bus driver he wanted to go to Hackensack, New Jersey. 

Donald Trump explains he yells out his messages and a young woman assistant posts them on Twitter. This explains his latest tweet: "Hey, pull my finger. Oh, crap. Get a towel."