Tuesday, April 12, 2016

There is a female-only ride service called Chariot. It is like Uber except for women who want to stop and ask for directions so they can arrive 20 minutes late. 

The head of the CIA, John Brennan, said the world has far more terrorists than ever. And that is just counting the Kardashian and Jenner family.

Today is National Pet Day. Donald Trump celebrated National Pet Day by taking that thing on his head for a walk in Central Park. 

Since you asked;

Nike made a tribute video to Kobe Bryant’s retirement, and one of the most repeated comments was Kobe was only hated by other teams because he is so good. 

Only hated by other teams? 

Every player or coach who has left the Lakers, from Phil Jackson, Shaquille O’Neal, Karl Malone, Kwame Brown, Dwight Howard and many, many more despise Kobe. 

Despise him. 

One of the most amazing things ever written about sports was in one of Phil Jackson’s books he mentions when he realized he had to quit the Lakers. 

It was when he discovered a mathematical formula that would distribute a few of Kobe Bryant’s shots to two other players with a higher shooting percentage than Kobe. Although Kobe’s shot total would go down slightly, his shooting percentage would go up.

But far more importantly, the extra points would result in a significant number of more wins for the team. Kobe refused to give up those shots. That is when Jackson said he realized winning was not as important to Kobe as his personal statistics. 

It had genuinely never occurred to Jackson that a player could possibly be as selfish as Kobe Bryant, who placed his personal gains over the team's.

Where are the die-hard Kobe fans outside of L.A., like there were for Bird, Magic, Michael and now LeBron and Steph? Kobe has five rings. But those jerseys are not being sold or worn. Maybe because those guys would never intentionally tank a playoff game the way Kobe did against the Suns. 

Recently three players were traded to the Lakers and, at the press conference, they were asked to say something nice about Kobe, and all three sat there in stony silence. 

The closest thing to a compliment anyone has ever said about Kobe Bryant’s personality is that he does not care what anyone thinks about him. 

Despite Kobe's incredible achievements, five rings, MVP, all the scoring records, because of his lack of character, I do not believe Kobe deserves to be mentioned in the same sentence as Irvin "Magic" Johnson.

In my humble opinion, Kobe ranks fifth all time. Not for the NBA, for the Lakers. Kobe is behind Magic, Kareem, Wilt, Shaq and Jerry West. Especially when you consider none of them raped anyone. Sorry, Kobe is the sixth best Laker. Forgot about Elgin Baylor.

Kobe Bryant is probably the most despised person who ever played in the NBA. And this is a league that had Bill Laimbeer and Christian Laettner. 

Kobe Bryant's "wife," a stone-cold, gold-digger, Venessa Bryant, required a $4 mil. diamond ring just to continue to pose still being married to Kobe. This was after Kobe was charged with rape for sodomizing a well-travelled NBA groupie. 

Outside of a basketball court, Kobe Bryant is unmitigated garbage. 

(Now ask what I really think about him)

Kobe has all the rings, money and records he so desperately wanted. Now he wants love from everyone? Go f*ck yourself, Kobe.

At least that way he won't be charged with rape.

Seven Things Guys Do Not Want To Hear From a Guy Whom They Have To Share a Bed:

"So do you want to be the inside spoon or the outside spoon?"

“Man, I didn’t realize how cold my scrotum was until I cupped it with my hands.”

"What do you think of when I say the term: adult bedwetter?" 

“I’d ask you to pull my finger, but last time I crapped the bed.”

“On a scale of one-to-ten, how gay would rubbing our feet together to get warm be?”

“I’ll set the alarm for a Six AM sword pee fight.”

“I’ve got an idea for a fun game. You be Leo DiCaprio and I’ll be “The Revenant” bear.”