Sunday, March 20, 2016

Yale made a great comeback, but lost to Duke 71-64. The game set a new record for the highest cumulative SAT scores. Most of the teams left in the tournament don’t know what cumulative means. Or an SAT score. 

How hypochondriacal am I? In the split second it takes air to pass through my esophagus before I burp, I am 80% sure I’m having a heart attack.