Donald Trump threatened riots at the convention if he does not get the republican nomination. When Donald Trump acts tough it reminds me of a little girl who puts on tiara and believes she’s a princess. 

Donald Trump threatened riots if he does not get the republican nomination. And we should believe Trump. Trump is a tough guy. You try and apply orange makeup and put on a dental-floss wig with those tiny hands. 

A town in Maine may change the name of their street called Katie Crotch Road. You know who really wants to change the name of Maine’s Katie Crotch Road? The man from Nantucket.

A town in Maine may change the name of their street called Katie Crotch Road. You know who really wants to change the name of Maine’s Katie Crotch Road? The town of Beaver, Utah. 

A town in Maine may change the name of their street Katie Crotch Road. Personally I don’t think their new name is better. Katie Crotch Cul-De-Sac. 

Donald Trump threatened riots at the convention if he does not get the republican nomination. Well, at least its nice to see Trump trying to end the violence at his gatherings. 

Former “Subway” spokesperson and convicted pedophile, Jared Fogle, was beaten in prison. The good news is he’ll be fine.  The really good news? Jared Fogle was beaten in prison.

A former OJ Simpson prison guard, Jeff Felix, has written a book  “Guarding the Juice: How OJ Simpson Became Became My Prison BFF.” Better than the first title idea: “OJ’s Bitches and Snitches.” 

People either get the NCAA tournament or they don’t. I told a woman in my office I like Gonzaga sliding into the semis and she reported me to human resources.